NowI'm gonna go and worry about the light on my toaster ovenseeya! NO, wait. I gave up in exasperation. Then it must diepainfully. The form link is to a 100% fake TAB registration form that you can fill out just for laughs. Hey, I'm back again! Or not. The food trucks could even play music that made you hungry for their food. This page won't get a single hit, unless I bribe peoplenow that has possibilities. And any weirdness I could come up with would be normal compared to Noodle Boy, soI bid thee farewellseeya! It'd be like when you go to the bottom of the ocean, only with gravity instead of pressure*shudders* Pressure is evil, too. The majority of readers would concur that it sometimes takes more than one reading to fully understand an extremely long sentence in a book. It's also a pretty prime example of how homonyms (words that share spelling and pronunciation but have different meanings) can really confuse things. Emma has contributed to various art and culture publications, with an aim to promote and share the work of inspiring modern creatives. Sentences can also be extended by recursively embedding clauses one into another, such as[2][3], This also highlights the difference between linguistic performance and linguistic competence, because the language can support more variation than can reasonably be created or recorded. TAB members got pizzalots of pizzaand candy. You can just picture sterotypical pirates saying, "A vast ye mateys!". You're shocked at my selfish, bad, memory. In the mean time, I'll just sit here and type with my eyes closed. MOOOO! (Which I think does not exist) My point is, if you've bothered to read this, then, (like me) you probley have also read the ketchup bottle so many times that you have it down verbatim. Did you find it? Most people actually like to spend long periods of time exposing their vulnerable skin to the harmful rays of the sun. Since I'm not particualarly inspired at the moment, I should leave and let you gather what is left of your sanity. "[4], Last edited on 15 February 2023, at 20:26, An Accommodating Advertisement and an Awkward Accident, "Toward a Connectionist Model of Recursion in Human Linguistic Performance", Quartz: "One of this years Booker Prize nominees is just a 1,000-page-long sentence" 26 July, 2019, "For Passover, wacky Haggadahs feature zombies, Mrs. Maisel, President Trump, more", "This Book Is the Longest Sentence Ever Written and Then Published", "Review: This Book Is The Longest Sentence Ever Written And Then Published by Dave Cowen", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Longest_English_sentence&oldid=1139572984, This page was last edited on 15 February 2023, at 20:26. Now I can think. Just make sure you "spray" your food first. Anyway, only watch wal-mart if you WANT to be subliminaly entertained into purchasing a new set of TUPERWARE, even though your old set is PERFECTLY fine. No? It's like this. Physics is so FREAKIN' hard! The workers would then be able to afford more entertainment items and the upward spiral would continue, as opposed to the evil downward spiral of my writing. Just like all those reports people have to do. Yep. However, Joyce's record has recently been surpassed. My sister is a big believer in the memorization system. The winner not only gets the million-dollar prize, they get the chance to produce the show they created. I even came up with a mathematical explanation for why gambling is fun (while I was eating a hyper-speed dinner, thinking nothing of getting back to the slot machine). The Official FLaming-Chickens Handbook already confirms that fact! There is a world where you are a slave to your TOASTER OVEN. i like sugar. The researches even used highly advanced technololgy to map the surface of a pancake and compare it to documented geology of Kansas. Who'd thought that I could use time that many times in only a few sentences? It does all my Math for me. The foil will make up the beak and the folded legs, and the thruster can simulate the tail. Next thing you know, you're internet connection will die. Some people disagree, the director of the Kansas Geological Survey said "I think this is part of a vast breakfast food conspiracy to denigrate Kansas. I have to wonderwhy would Kodak do such a thing. Yes, I am. Define three functions: the first function to extract all the sentences, the second to determine the longest sentence, and the third to determine the average sentence length. Food industires would be buying cars, gas and music. Back to the present. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. thank you always. When someone of her generation runs for president, I'm gonna do a complete background check. Once upon a terribly dreadful time, there was a small cat-licking bird that lived on a lane by my house whose name was Charles just like every other soul, male or female, that lived on my smelly, stinky, orange, old, rotten, messy, busted cul-de-sac between . *enter Squirell* What's that, little Squirell? So, we packed everthing up. Not only does Faulkners deep affiliation with his characters inner lives elevate his portraits far above the level of local color or regionalist curiosity, but it animates his sentences, makes them constantly move and breathe. So next semester I'll still have work, AP Lit, and AP Physics. Remember, e-mail psopc@flaming-chickens.com the much needed suppliesif that is possible. Right now. But I HATE spending three hours of every day in a "class" when everyone else's class is only an hour and a half. Number Two: I could helped the earth to find eternal and lasting peace. In school, back before I even owned a computer, I'd type random words for long periods of time, 'cause I had nothing better to do. I'm still peeved about the cartoon owl from the Tootsie Roll Pop commercials. Furthormore, is it considered accepted behavior to talk to these dead reptiles, in a cooey, baby talky kind of voice? I get done at 9:15. The actually think that their skin's efforts to protect them are ATTRACTIVE. While she writes every day, shes also devoted to her own creative outletEmma hand-draws illustrations and is currently learning 2D animation. Immediatly, my mother started complaining. Do you know story about the longest story in the world? And, are monkeys spelled monkies? (Next Commercial) Get ready fo: Faux's new "reality" TV show, "How Low Can We Go?" Did you know, that Kodak was part of the conspiracy to assasinate John F. Kennedy. Oh, by the way, I was paid a decent compliment today. You must be caught in a time warp. Just exactly like Father if Father had known as much about it the night before I went out there as he did the day after I came back thinking Mad impotent old man who realized at last that there must be some limit even to the capabilities of a demon for doing harm, who must have seen his situation as that of the show girl, the pony, who realizes that the principal tune she prances to comes not from horn and fiddle and drum but from a clock and calendar, must have seen himself as the old wornout cannon which realizes that it can deliver just one more fierce shot and crumble to dust in its own furious blast and recoil, who looked about upon the scene which was still within his scope and compass and saw son gone, vanished, more insuperable to him now than if the son were dead since now (if the son still lived) his name would be different and those to call him by it strangers and whatever dragons outcropping of Sutpen blood the son might sow on the body of whatever strange woman would therefore carry on the tradition, accomplish the hereditary evil and harm under another name and upon and among people who will never have heard the right one; daughter doomed to spinsterhood who had chosen spinsterhood already before there was anyone named Charles Bon since the aunt who came to succor her in bereavement and sorrow found neither but instead that calm absolutely impenetrable face between a homespun dress and sunbonnet seen before a closed door and again in a cloudy swirl of chickens while Jones was building the coffin and which she wore during the next year while the aunt lived there and the three women wove their own garments and raised their own food and cut the wood they cooked it with (excusing what help they had from Jones who lived with his granddaughter in the abandoned fishing camp with its collapsing roof and rotting porch against which the rusty scythe which Sutpen was to lend him, make him borrow to cut away the weeds from the door-and at last forced him to use though not to cut weeds, at least not vegetable weeds -would lean for two years) and wore still after the aunts indignation had swept her back to town to live on stolen garden truck and out o f anonymous baskets left on her front steps at night, the three of them, the two daughters negro and white and the aunt twelve miles away watching from her distance as the two daughters watched from theirs the old demon, the ancient varicose and despairing Faustus fling his final main now with the Creditors hand already on his shoulder, running his little country store now for his bread and meat, haggling tediously over nickels and dimes with rapacious and poverty-stricken whites and negroes, who at one time could have galloped for ten miles in any direction without crossing his own boundary, using out of his meagre stock the cheap ribbons and beads and the stale violently-colored candy with which even an old man can seduce a fifteen-year-old country girl, to ruin the granddaughter o f his partner, this Jones-this gangling malaria-ridden white man whom he had given permission fourteen years ago to squat in the abandoned fishing camp with the year-old grandchild-Jones, partner porter and clerk who at the demons command removed with his own hand (and maybe delivered too) from the showcase the candy beads and ribbons, measured the very cloth from which Judith (who had not been bereaved and did not mourn) helped the granddaughter to fashion a dress to walk past the lounging men in, the side-looking and the tongues, until her increasing belly taught her embarrassment-or perhaps fear;-Jones who before 61 had not even been allowed to approach the front of the house and who during the next four years got no nearer than the kitchen door and that only when he brought the game and fish and vegetables on which the seducer-to-bes wife and daughter (and Clytie too, the one remaining servant, negro, the one who would forbid him to pass the kitchen door with what he brought) depended on to keep life in them, but who now entered the house itself on the (quite frequent now) afternoons when the demon would suddenly curse the store empty of customers and lock the door and repair to the rear and in the same tone in which he used to address his orderly or even his house servants when he had them (and in which he doubtless ordered Jones to fetch from the showcase the ribbons and beads and candy) direct Jones to fetch the jug, the two of them (and Jones even sitting now who in the old days, the old dead Sunday afternoons of monotonous peace which they spent beneath the scuppernong arbor in the back yard, the demon lying in the hammock while Jones squatted against a post, rising from time to time to pour for the demon from the demijohn and the bucket of spring water which he had fetched from the spring more than a mile away then squatting again, chortling and chuckling and saying `Sho, Mister Tawm each time the demon paused)-the two of them drinking turn and turn about from the jug and the demon not lying down now nor even sitting but reaching after the third or second drink that old mans state of impotent and furious undefeat in which he would rise, swaying and plunging and shouting for his horse and pistols to ride single-handed into Washington and shoot Lincoln (a year or so too late here) and Sherman both, shouting, Kill them! | 13.45 KB, JSON | NOTHING! But I can't help but think of stuff like the evil over lord list and REALLY REALLY BIG BUTTON THAT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. It's strange. 20 min ago longest text ever (most deleted bc max 40000 letters) : (. I'm just basically typing nothing. By the time the smoke dector goes off, the fire has drowned it out to no more than an annoying buzz. It's just a matter of degree. You say I'm really just talking to myself? I don't care if I have to ride the bus home if I stop work. I founded the secret message, you ok man? were stuck in here, (alone my dear) and well problem never get out so dont start to shout. Girls began wearing skimpier, and skimpier bathing suits. Number Six: I could have implemented one of several plans for world domination. One of my friends (who laughed at the armidillo story) named Tonileigh said "Jenny (that's me) is weirder than the average Psycho." Maybe, some day far in the future (like next Thursday) I'll print a copy of this insane text. Wellnow that I think about itaccording to my theory, ALL conspiracies are real and mislabled "paranoid" people are really the only ones who see the truth. How discouraging. Why, the assasinating annoying cartoon characters buisness. And throughly pissed off at my school system in general. Then, when it's in German, or whatever, translate it back to English. I'm so very, very tired. Confusing, huh? He always enjoyed it because it meant that somewhere, he was the Supreme Dictator of the Galaxy. Obviously, you know this. Surely you have heard of her? I have very low expectations of my site. I'm back. And I can't think of anything else to do. | 14.35 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. I can even see the Official Flaming Chicken Rocket. She immediatly replied "Clara Barton". Naturally, I had many mixed feelings, primarily disgust, as I have not voluntarily eaten a Cheez-It in quite some time. On video games. I also am psyco-analyzing myself a lot todayhmmmmI'm even saying "hmmmmm" a lot. I have more stuff to write, but I gotta go right now. This naturally alarmed the HECK out of me! Most book lovers would agree that coming across a very long sentence in a novel can sometimes require multiple reads to comprehend. My groupwellwe either went hysterical or crazy, I can't decide which. You thought you'd gotten rid of me. I think. You exploud. It's pathetic. You'll wear these "festive" earings for about a day and then abandon them in some dark cranny of your closet because you simply can't wear the same earrings two years in a row for heaven's sake! Who would have thought I have this much free time? But how, may I ask, can you find the end of the FREAKIN' universe? Then, some fasion bimbo went on a fasionable safarii to get some fasionable furs, or whatever. It's creepy. Just like thos so called "diet supplements" that give you a "free" sample because they know that once you try it, you'll like it so much you'll spend oodles of cash on it. Ya know ya got ya ya girl ya ya know ya ya boy you got caught with them and then ya got a robot in the car with a car in your head that was the best dog ever and you can call me and call him when I wanna is it time I get off work I will see if I gotta I wanna is a time I got a ride truck truck ride and iiiuuyr. 1,288 words and many clauses make up the lengthy run-on phrase. Want to advertise with us? maybe the longest text ever. Plus, the kids at the daycare (where I work, obviously) say that I'm "cool to talk to". Or CRAP, for short. Is your school playground a gateay to the underworld? No matter how long and twisted they get, they do not wilt, wither, or drag; they run river-like, turning around in asides, outraging themselves and doubling and tripling back. What is the alternative, you ask? They give lots and lots of homework. c)I have an extremly irrational fear of that. Our definition is "a lung disease caused by inhalation of very fine silicate or quartz dust." The entry for this word can be found in our Medical Dictionary. This confirmed my suspicion that she only went so that she could have the use of the church's playground equipment. If you judged everything by what it doesn't acomplish, then the entire world is populated by pointless beings. Not that the aformentioned individual claims to have received hate mail (or mail of any kind) via a website link. Celebrating creativity and promoting a positive culture by spotlighting the best sides of humanityfrom the lighthearted and fun to the thought-provoking and enlightening. She's evil. It's okay. WE have been having very profound thoughts lately. That's right, I wanna sleep. I'm leaving nowI have some destruction to do. He even tried to hide the sword behind his back! Just "imagine" I have more!? AS soon as you're pierced, you have to buy "starter" earrings. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. HILARIOUS! I dunnoI guess I'm just kinda freaked out. She goes crazy if someone holds it, 'cause it's getting attention and not her. But one of my classes is work, and two others are horrible year-round classes. She agrees, but only after seeing how important it is to him. Sure, certain members of my family do pay WAY to much attention to fasion, but that's just because of the expectations of society. Should you violate this right, you will become destroyed or possibly dizzy. How could I forget the stupid Tootsie Roll Pop Commercials? In some far off world, there are pokemonthere are an evil race of muffin like creatures, there is a world with ABSOLUTLY NO COMMERCIALS DURING TELEVISION! I only know that I'm entertaining me, which was my original goal.
Longest Text in The World : r/copypaste - reddit Is this getting confusing to you? The huge run-on sentence consists of 1,288 words and countless clauses. So if you're not most people, you've made it down this far without skipping, skimming or getting the spark notes version. So, fellow conspiracy nuts: Take down the evil governmental safety device and take it apart. What line of buisness, do you ask? And on to:#4You make your friends look normal in comparison.
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